Even though nobody I know in real life reads this blog (and only, like, 5 people in the whole world read it), I try to stay pretty anonymous, and never use the names of friends or family either.  So here’s a quick who’s who:

Mom and Dad — Uh, no explanation needed.  Will have been married 35 years in December.

Middle Brother — 5 years younger than me.  Was quite a pain for most of his childhood, although I like him now.  Works at a local amusement park and hooked me up with a free seasons pass.

Little Brother — 10 years younger than me.  Just finished his first year of college and despite the fact that he is 19 and taller than I am, I still refer to him as my baby brother.

Best Friend T — We’ve been friends since she was the new girl in my freshman English class in high school.  There was a time (like, the four years I was off at college) when we weren’t really speaking at all, but we repaired our friendship.  She’s married to J, and is a mama to the Divine Miss M and Masta J.

Best Friend A — Also friends since high school.  For two years after college we were roommates, which damn near ruined our friendship.  She just returned to the area a year ago, after spending three years in CT, living with her boyfriend (now husband) R.

Friend B — I met B through Best Friend A when we were roommates.  B is mom to 6-year-old Lil’ A and is engaged to be married to a very nice guy M (well, we think he’s a nice guy, but we haven’t gotten to spend much time with him).

Friend Al — Another person I met through Best Friend A.  She and Friend Al went to college together.  Friend Al (girl) is married to another A (boy), who none of us like very much.

Friend M — She and I worked together for a while and even once she left us, we stayed friends.  She’s the one who’s married to M and just had Baby M.